Well, that didn't work too well.

anyway, tagged me to do one of these meme things that I have never done before in all my years on dA for some reason

1.pick one of your Fcs/OCs.
(Fanficharacters/original characters)
2.Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your FC/OC.
3.Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz

I'm gonna pick Ezik:


1.)What's your name?
I AM CALLED EZIK,
BUT SOMETIMES I AM CALLED "TAFFY",
HOWEVER, I DO NOT MIND EITHER NAME.

2.)Do you know why you're named that?
I LIKE THOSE NAMES, THAT IS WHY.

(TRUE REASON: suggested the name "Ezik" and suggested "Taffy", and both of those names stuck)

3.)Are you single or taken?
I DO NOT HAVE A NEED OR URGE TO REPRODUCE.
SO I DO NOT REALLY FEEL THOSE KINDS OF THINGS FOR OTHERS
BUT I CAN FEEL AFFECTION
AND THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE SPECIAL TO ME,
BUT I DO NOT POSSESS THEM NOR DO THEY POSSESS ME.
NOR DO I FAVOR ONE OF THEM OVER THE REST.
I GUESS THE ANSWER YOU WANT IS "SINGLE"


4.)Have any abilities or powers?
FROM YOUR VIEWPOINT, I HAVE A LOT OF STRANGE CAPABILITIES.
BUT FROM MINE, THESE ARE JUST WHAT I NATURALLY DO EVERY DAY
I DO NOT REQUIRE AN ATMOSPHERE FOR FLYING, OR FOR RESPIRATION, OR FOR VOCALIZATION.
MY ICHOR IS LUMINOUS AND HAS ELECTROMAGNETIC PROPERTIES, I DERIVE A NUMBER OF MY ABILITIES FROM IT.
MY "HALO" IS ACTUALLY A PORTAL. IT LEADS TO A PERSONAL DIMENSION I CAN STORE OBJECTS IN.
MY BODY IS RESISTANT TO MOST CHANGES IN TEMPERATURE OR PRESSURE, AND FEEDS OFF OF SOLAR RADIATION.
I ALSO HAVE A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF MAGICAL POWER. BUT USING MAGIC IS A VERY RISKY BUSINESS.


5.)Stop being a Mary-sue.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

6.)IF you were to get into a fight with a strong wrestler ,do you think you'd win?
I AM ACTUALLY RATHER LIGHT FOR MY SIZE. IF I AVOID USING MY ELECTROMAGNETISM AND MAGIC, I PROBABLY WOULDN'T.

7.)Have any family members?
NONE THAT I KNOW OF.

8.)How about pets?
WERE THEY NOT SENTIENT CREATURES I WOULD GLADLY TAKE ANY NUMBER OF THESE FLUFFY BIPEDS AS A PET, I BELIEVE THE TERM FOR THEM IS "FURRIES"

9.)Tell me something that you don't like?
I DO NOT LIKE IT ZONERS SNATCH INNOCENT CREATURES.

APOLOGIES, YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW WHAT ZONERS ARE.

THEY ARE MUTE, SNEAKY THINGS. THEY ARE FORMED FROM ERRORS IN SPACE-TIME AND LAPSES IN KNOWLEDGE.
THEY TAKE THE FORM OF SHIFTING, FLICKERING HUMANOID BEINGS, WITH LETTERS OR OTHER SYMBOLS FOR FACES.
THEY CAUSE DISTRESS AND FEAR TO MUNDANE CREATURES BY SNATCHING THEM RIGHT OUT OF REALITY AND TAKING THEM TO THEIR SLIPSPACE.
CREATURES STOLEN BY THEM TEND NOT TO BE SEEN AGAIN- NOT ALL OF THEM SEEM TO COMPREHEND THAT MUNDANES CANNOT SURVIVE IN THEIR HOME DIMENSIONS.

10.)Something that you do like?
THE WARMTH OF STARS. THE SOFTNESS OF FLUFFY CREATURES. THE THRILL OF VIEWING A SUPERNOVA.

11.)Do you have any activities/hobbys that you like to do?
EXPLORING. GUARDING DEFENSELESS THINGS FROM HARM. COMMUNING WITH THE FURRED ONES.

12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
A NUMBER OF ZONERS. AND I HAVE HURT SOME FURRED CREATURES BY ACCIDENT. I DEEPLY REGRET THE LATTER

13.)Ever...killed anyone before?
ZONERS, AND A NUMBER OF OTHERS. I GENERALLY TRY NOT TO.

14.)What kind of animal are you?
I HAVE BEEN DESCRIBED AS A "SERAPHIM" BUT I UNDERSTAND THAT THAT IS NOT AN ANIMAL.

15.)Name your worst habits.
SOMETIMES I FORGET THAT MY ABILITIES AND STRENGTH ARE FAR MORE THAN THAT OF SMALLER CREATURES.
SOMETIMES I AM ARROGANT.

16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
THE ONE WHO CREATED ME, THOUGH I KNOW HIM ONLY THROUGH A VEIL,
AND A NUMBER OF HIGHER BEINGS.

17.)Gay, straight,or bi?
I BELIEVE THE WORD FOR WHAT I AM IS ASEXUAL.

18.)Do you go to school?
I DO NOT, NO

19.)Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
I TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE, WHILE I FEEL AFFECTION, I DO NOT MATE, AND I DO NOT FEEL THE URGE TO MATE. I DO NOT REPRODUCE EITHER

20.)Do have any fangirls/fanboys?
THOSE SEEM TO BE RATHER DEMEANING LABELS FOR MY ADMIRERS

21.)What are you most afraid of?
THERE IS A ZONER RUMORED TO BE CAPABLE OF SNATCHING ENTIRE PLANETS AWAY INTO HIS OWN SLIPSPACE.
EVEN THE OTHER ZONERS ARE AFRAID OF HIM, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HESITATE TO SNATCH ZONERS AWAY EITHER,
AND HIS SLIPSPACE IS A HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT EVEN TO THEM.
THEY SAY HIS FACE REPRESENTS A "SMILEY FACE", AND HIS NAME IS OTTO.

22.)*Snicker*ok, ok. What color is your hair?
I DO NOT HAVE HAIR. BUT I DO ADORE HOW IT FEELS.

23.)Eyes?
I HAVE FOUR EYES. EACH ONE OF THEM MATCHES THE FOUR COLORS OF MY ICHORS- WHICH ARE MAGENTA, CYAN, YELLOW, AND A SHADE OF GREEN.

24.)What do you usually wear?
I DO NOT WEAR CLOTHES.

25.)What's your religion?
I BELIEVE THE TERM FOR WHAT I AM WOULD BE AGNOSTIC.
I DO NOT DISREGARD OR REJECT THE NOTION OF A HIGHER BEING OR BEINGS- I'VE MET A FEW.
HOWEVER I DO NOT KNOW NOR DO I CLAIM TO KNOW WHAT CREATED THE UNIVERSE WE PRESENTLY INHABIT

26.)Do you wish this Quiz was over?
I DO NOT REALLY CARE FOR IT.

27.)Well, it's still not over.
I DO NOT MIND ANSWERING IT EITHER.

28.) Anyways where do live?
I DO NOT EXACTLY HAVE A FIXED SPACE THAT I RESIDE IN. BUT I DO RETURN TO THE PLACE I WAS BORN EVERY NOW AND THEN.

29.) What class are you?
I AM NOT SURE WHAT THIS MEANS

30.)Hoy many friends do have?
PLENTY

31.)Wow. If you could change any thing about you, what would it be?
I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SOME FUR. BUT I THINK THAT WILL BE MORE OF A NUISANCE THAN ANYTHING

32.)If you had a million dollars,what would you do with it?And I don't want no cheap answer , ya hear?
I WOULD GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT. I DO NOT REALLY USE MONEY.

33.)What are your thoughts on pie?
THERE ARE SEVERAL DIFFERENT KINDS OF PIES, WHICH ONE DO YOU MEAN?

34.)Alright.Whats your favorite food?
I DON'T ACTUALLY NEED TO CONSUME FOOD BUT I THINK I LIKE MOLYBDENUM.

35.)Favorite drink?
NOT SURE

36.)what is your favorite place?
THE PLACE I WAS BORN.
IT'S AN ABANDONED SKYSCRAPER ON A DEAD PLANET.
THE PLANET'S INHABITANTS HAVE LONG SINCE PERISHED AND I WILL NEVER GET TO KNOW THEM, BUT THEIR MONUMENTS REMAINED, AND THEY WERE MY HOME FOR A LONG TIME UNTIL I HAD THE STRENGTH TO FLY OFF THE PLANET AND EXPLORE.

37.)Least favorite?
A ZONER'S SLIPSPACE- IT IS A DARK, HARSH PLACE. DEVOID OF WARMTH OR LIGHT FROM DISTANT STARS, YET SOMEHOW IT WAS FILLED WITH THE MADDENING HUM OF A THOUSAND INSECTS, AND WINDS THAT CAN CUT THROUGH STONE. I'VE ONLY BEEN STUCK IN ONE ONCE.

38.)Do you still want the quiz to end?
THE LAST QUESTION DUG UP UNPLEASANT MEMORIES
I AM BEGINNING TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.

39.)Yeah. Well,it's over.D:
THANK YOU.



(Not tagging anyone. don't want to, I just wanted to do this for the fun of it)